Oo, la mantombazana amhlophe, awadingi nto ngaphandle kokuthatha i-phallus enkulu ye-Negro ngokwabo kwaye, ukuba kunokwenzeka, ukugwinya ngakumbi, ukubenza baqhaqhazele kwaye bafune ukuhlanza. I-brunette yanelisekile kakhulu, njengoko inokubonwa kwimiboniso efakwe emva kwayo yonke into eyenzekayo.
Onjani umfoti onesiphithiphithi, i-paparazzi ekhohlakeleyo. Yangena nge balcony yaphantse yafaka ilens kwimpundu yentshontsho. Kwaye ulele apho ecinga, "Kutheni umyeni wam engathethi? Mhlawumbi yi-prank. Kwaye umyeni ucinga into efanayo ngaye, kwaye uqala ukuphosa eesileni ngakumbi! Kwaye yile ndlela bafumana ngayo isibini kwi-roll. Shit, kufuneka sivale iikhethini!
ngubani onokuyenza loo nto?